Thursday, 12 April 2007

An Average Teen Boy's(ATB) Behaviour

For the very tired parents out there, i have observed and have come up with an easy ready reckoner regarding an Average Teen Boy's Behaviour(ATB).

Chapter 1: Habitat
the ATB's can be found at 1.Beaches 2.Shopping Malls 3.Multiplexes 4.Colleges 5.Snack Bars 6.Ice cream Parlours etc. the ATBs in short, can be found wherever there are Average Teen Girls(ATG)

Chapter 2: Food Habits
the ATB eats when he is hungry. The ATB also eats when he is NOT HUNGRY! The only time the ATBs dont eat is when they are asleep(That too with some Exceptions)

Chapter3:Non-Conformism
The ATB find their idolsbased on non-conformism Foreg: 1.in TV Heroes 2. in Rock Idols 3.in Fictional Charecters BUT NOT IN PARENTS!

Chapter 4:Activities
the ATBs activities are, Dancing with ATGs, studying with ATGs,Hanging out with ATGs. In short, doing every thing with ATGs.

Chapter 5: Other Activities
Some activities are able to lure the ATBs away from the ATGs and they are: 1.Cars 2.skiing/surfing 3. gaming in parlours 4.gaming at home oh and the most inportant thing the one thing that leads a ATBaway from a ATG, is ANOTHER ATG!

Chapter 6: Nature
the ATBs are very helpful in nature. they shovel the sidewalk for some bucks,they will carry an ATG's book for their homework, give a lift home to a ATG. In short the ATBs are very helpful in nature . the only place they are Non-Helpful is in a place called HOME!
Well i hope this clears the behaviour of the Average Teen Boy a bit.
Mind you there can be exceptions.They are very unstable in nature....